So, that brings things to now more or less. We’re still working out details, I still have no idea how long my “term” is going to be, but once Judith is ready to do my assessment, I’ll have more solid information. Until then, I AM NOW HAUNTING YOU AND WATCHING YOU SHOWER! Except not really, […]

At this point, I realize this letter is really long and you’re still watching it auto-scroll on the magic amazing paper. I need a break from the recap, and I figure you can use one to process all of that so far. This is pretty life altering information as it is, but imagine being a […]

Can officially confirm; BEYOND THE GRAVE LETTER WRITING! I’m hoping that you’re as excited as I am, because that is what I’m trying to convey here. Excitement. There’s so much that has happened that I need to explain to you, so much that I need to explain about all of this, and now I can, […]

Normally the sound of something being knocked over in the other room would have been nothing out of the ordinary. Normally. Samantha had a cat. Cats knock things over. It has been their thing since they first chose to deign humans with some semblance of domestication in exchange for food. If it is in their […]

If you’re reading this, and I hope you are; the secret password is “goat testes”. I also want you to know I’m rolling my eyes just writing that down. This letter is coming to you from beyond the grave. Not the spooky “ooooh, I’m sending this as a ghost” beyond the grave, but obviously you’re […]